Sledding may result in "paralysis and death"

As the sign warned us, sledding "is extremely hazardous":

Did this young fellow make it?

Nope.

How about her? She looked excited:

Alas, no.

Did this girl survive her trip down the hill? She looked to be safe:

Oooh. Head-on collision.

Not exactly the most steep, scary, treacherous, precipitous, menacing, frightening, perilous, savage, dangerous, or "extremely hazardous" slope for sledding that I have ever come across:

The wildly dangerous sledding slope.

If only they hadn't placed the sign in such a dangerous place. Or, perhaps, had turned the sign around for those entering the slope instead of exiting after sledding.

'Tis a wonder any of us made it out alive. That dangerous sign wiped out half our family.